Tyranny in 2025
(The Declaration of Independence, which Creepo hung on the Oval Office wall, is mostly a list of abuses perpetrated by the king-led British government. But our wanna-be king seems to read it as a to-do list:)
The history of the present King of Great Britain (Dictator Traitor) is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. (Bad is good in Bizarro world.)
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. (Corruptican fealty. And while his job is to execute the laws, he neglects and breaks the laws and constitution as he pleases.)
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. (Illegal gerrymandering, coercion, "retribution," illegally cuts funding for Democratic states.)
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distance from the depository of their public Records (Mar-a-lago bathroom?), for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. (He is rather fatiguing. Also his congress has adjourned multiple times to avoid a vote on the Epstein files.)
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. (Jan 6. Later he chased the non-corrupt Republicans out of government.)
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected (decent people out, corrupt traitors in); whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; (because traitors can't hold office) the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion (real, not pretend) from without, and convulsions within. (He has demolished the US government, and his corruption inspires the convulsions.)
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, (Yup, and threatens to revoke citizenship,) and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. (Greenland, Canada, Panama, Venezuela?)
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. (Obstruction and always corruption)
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. (Corrupt cronyism, fired prosecutors, probably selling appointments.)
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance. (Doge, Ice, War)
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. (Precisely)
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. (Apparently)
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their acts of pretended Legislation: (Oligarchs, Project 2025, and his own unconstitutionality)
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: (and making us pay for it)
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants (all people) of these States: (pardons, and manipulation of legal process prevents trials)
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: (Exactly)
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: (illegal tariffs, and increased debt reduces the value of future dollars)
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: (arrest and deportation of non-criminals)
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses: (torture prisons)
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government (Military takeover of cities, maybe Canada next), and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: (Russia?)
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, (international trade is valuable, national parks and environment are irreplaceable) and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: (ruling by executive order, all the corrupt things)
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. (The dictator claims "total authority")
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. (Jan 6 "they should have done the right thing," also he declared war on Chicago)
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, (murdering boats from Venezuela, murdered North Korean fishermen) burnt our towns (gave the green light to cleanse Gaza), and destroyed the lives of our people. (Covid, economic destruction, sabotage of education, government, and health)
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. (Israel, Russia, with Portland, Chicago, and San Francisco next)
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. (Not yet but it wouldn't be a surprise)
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, (YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN) and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless (Nope, slur deleted, let's instead say Traitor's Deplorables), whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. (Fascists dream of doing a biblical-style genocide upon normal people)
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms (HE should be humble, not the people): Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance. (Doge, Ice, War)
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. (Precisely)
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. (Apparently)
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their acts of pretended Legislation: (Oligarchs, Project 2025, and his own unconstitutionality)
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: (and making us pay for it)
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants (all people) of these States: (pardons, and manipulation of legal process prevents trials)
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: (Exactly)
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: (illegal tariffs, and increased debt reduces the value of future dollars)
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: (arrest and deportation of non-criminals)
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses: (torture prisons)
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government (Military takeover of cities, maybe Canada next), and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: (Russia?)
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, (international trade is valuable, national parks and environment are irreplaceable) and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: (ruling by executive order, all the corrupt things)
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. (The dictator claims "total authority")
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. (Jan 6 "they should have done the right thing," also he declared war on Chicago)
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, (murdering boats from Venezuela, murdered North Korean fishermen) burnt our towns (gave the green light to cleanse Gaza), and destroyed the lives of our people. (Covid, economic destruction, sabotage of education, government, and health)
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. (Israel, Russia, with Portland, Chicago, and San Francisco next)
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. (Not yet but it wouldn't be a surprise)
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, (YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN) and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless (Nope, slur deleted, let's instead say Traitor's Deplorables), whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. (Fascists dream of doing a biblical-style genocide upon normal people)
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms (HE should be humble, not the people): Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury.
A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. (IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL FOR A TRAITOR TO HOLD OFFICE. And it's stupid to elect a born-rich selfish creep.)
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish (brainwashed Republican) brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. (Every dirty trick to disenfranchise and dominate, and to empower an untrustworthy criminal.)
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish (brainwashed Republican) brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. (Every dirty trick to disenfranchise and dominate, and to empower an untrustworthy criminal.)
We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. (Because we're immigrants too.)
We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred (Please act like a human being) to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. (Maybe respect the law and the constitution?) They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. (Bad is good.) We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. (But this war would be a completely stupid and unnecessary self-destruction of an amazing and beautiful country that was a free gift to us spoiled-rotten brats.)
WE, THEREFORE, the Representatives of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world (not Trump) for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES; (emphasis on FREE, as in, A FREE COUNTRY) that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown (Corrupt evil incorrigible criminal pervert moron Traitor crown)...
WE, THEREFORE, the Representatives of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world (not Trump) for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES; (emphasis on FREE, as in, A FREE COUNTRY) that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown (Corrupt evil incorrigible criminal pervert moron Traitor crown)...